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[personal profile] kharmii
After taking a year off to take care of the twins, I went back to work on October 19th. What did I find out? Yolanda and Tanqueray both quit! I felt like it was my birthday and Christmas on the same day! I should have waited until I had all the facts before I posted this, but I had an incident that made me think of it again, then got super happy.

Yolanda quit because of her health. After a lifetime of unhealthy lifestyle choices, her knees finally gave out to the point where she couldn't perform her daily duties, thus was forced into retirement. She tried getting her route cut down to a J (day off every other week; less boxes) but she couldn't even find the extra time to do small things, like keep her labels up to date. I predict that she will eventually drop dead and have a funeral similar to the mother in What's Eating Gilbert Grape. Good riddance.

Now, Tanqueray was where I didn't have all the facts. At first my work buddy told me that she quit because she got a new job, but she didn't tell anybody where this was to 'protect her privacy'. I was like, "Riiiiiight...remember that she's a compulsive liar and the truth will out eventually." Then another guy said she quit because she had 'issues', yet he didn't say what they were and kind of looked to the side like he didn't want to talk about it. I didn't push it because I don't know him well, and want to stay on good terms because he's my sub. Then a week ago, someone brought up that stupid 'Kellybelly Kellybelly' thing she used to do and I came out and unsubtly said, "Say, why did Tanqueray quit? -And tell me the dramalicious version, not the boring version about 'issues' and all that." That's when someone told me she had a crazypants meltdown because she didn't get what she wanted. I should have asked what that was, but I was in a hurry just going out the door, and nobody was in a hurry to elaborate. I'll get it from them. The truth always outs. That's when I'll do an ETA on this post.

What's crazy is that our post office just made four people regular after a several year long hiring freeze, and Tanqueray was number three in line. Only a fucking god damn moron would quit their job in that position. I can only imagine she did it out of some insane compulsion. People like her are losers for a reason. Her whole life has been one bad choice after another.

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